You are just a place-holder for your life.

This is the Formal Placeholder for an introduction and explaination of what this Document is all about.

This is an unconventional type of communication. If you read this you must first understand and agree to the fact that reading this document, your mind and ideas may take on changes of catastrophic dimentions, and exponential growth.

If you do not yet agree this is OK, not to mention possible, then please accept my invitation to the EXIT DOOR.

Otherwise, Sit down, hold on, and find yourself pouring over the odd use of verbage, sentance fragment & miss spelling that handle can you. Clearly. The topics and meta-topics (on and on recursively) are of varied import, but I only describe what I already agreed to and percived benifit from. I intend to jar you. Bottles, Shakes and Rattles later, feel free to contact me if you feel the urge come over you.